This is my alma mater, Montana State University, the udder university, in beautiful Bozeman, Montana. Behind the mountain in the background is Bridger Bowl, one of the finest ski areas in the west. I managed decent grades in college, but they probably would have been a lot better had Bridger Bowl not been so damned close. Little-known fact: Bozeman has one of the highest assholes-per-square-mile ratios in North America.